did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

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pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

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the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

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